Jean-Luc took another swig. The alien-yet-human body shifted, waiting for Jean-Luc to say something. It was a human body, with all the human parts, wasn’t it?
“What can I say.” How would that body feel on top of his? “To learn about you,” Jean-Luc said and locked eyes with Q, “is frankly provocative.”
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Ensign Picard, fresh out of the Academy, has little entertainment at Starbase Earhart. That is, until he strikes up a conversation with the fairly handsome bartender.
An AU where the Q are just another alien species and our Q works as a bartender near Starbase Earhart.